EMBARASSING SITUATION

BY ONE POLICE DOG
                                       

EVERYTHING HAPPENED TWO YEARS AGO. I HAVE TRAVELED TO MEXICO IN MY SUMMER VACATIONS.OUR TRIP WAS GOING WELL UNTIL WHEN WE ARRIVED TO SAN SALVADOR 's AIRPORT .HEAR WE STOPPED OVER.

WE HAD WAITED MORE THAN FIVE HOURS. AND WE WERE IN THE GATE TWELVE, WHEN WE SAW TWO POLICEMEN  WITH A DOG EACH ONE. AS WE KNOW THE POLICE HAS ALREADY  BEGUN  SEARCHS TO FIND DRUGS OR FALSE DOLARS. WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN FOR OUR ROW, THE DOG BIT THE BROTHER's POCKET. THE POLICEMEN ASKED FOR THE PASSPORTS US AND SAID : ¨OPEN YOUR SUITCASES, PLEASE¨ . SO WE SHOWED HIM THE BALL THAT THE FIRST DOG BIT. AND ANOTHER DOG  CHECKED THESE.IT DIDN 'T SHOW ANY ALARM.

SO, THE POLICEMEN SAID : SORRY, BY THE ATTITUDE FROM OUR DOG.

WHEN WE TURNED, EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING US. WE WAS SHAMED. FINALLY,WE WENT TO ANOTHER GATE.

FUNNY SITUATION

THE JOKE OF MY BIRTHDAY

It happened five years ago when I was just ten years old. It was my birthday, August 27th.
It was 8:00 p.m, when we had finished eating some snacks.We were going to sing happy birthday.Everything started out ok but when I blew out the candles Luis, my brother, pushed me at the cake and got covered in it and everybody started laughing.